Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea 
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put 
the shell to her ear and screamed. There 
was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but 
I had to tell someone!