Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea 
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the 
shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but 
I had to tell someone!